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narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

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so-humorous:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

#amazing

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: when I was your age….

Me: image

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britishtoatea:

I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time

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flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

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@hanet_ I don’t ALWAYS wear the jean jacket #LaTraviata #ISAEopera (at Dorothy Chandler Pavilion)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Nickelodeon and Tumblr

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dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

(via lizcandoo)

This guy is such a workaholic (at Hollywood Improv)

Jon Stewart asking Quentin Tarantino about his role in Pulp Fiction (1994)

(Source: borq, via theamazingspiderboy)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i-might-be-misha:

tsar-bucks:

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it

i would not be ashamed then

fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life

(via laughbitches)

atsuperfluously:

Maybe cinema’s finest moment.

(Source: donniedarkos, via laughbitches)